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Driver Demotivational Poster


AUDI DRIVERS -




ITT TECH -


TAGS: tech cat screwdriver wytch
Rating: 3.71/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm
I trust him more than I do the creeps at Best Buy.


BMW DRIVERS -




HELL BUS -


TAGS: darkness hell public transportation detroit jersey both horrible places driver pull over river styx
Rating: 2.95/5

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KaptenN - March 4, 2011, 6:43 pm
Actually, there's a small settlement in Michigan named "Hell". I think it's somewhere west of Detroit. There's also a city named "Hell" in Norway.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:22 am
I hear that
oh shit - October 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
last stop, 4****


ANNUAL MEETING OF WOMEN DRIVERS - And that is 10 miles away from the REAL meeting place.


TAGS: women drivers
Rating: 2.19/5

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Scorpio7 - January 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
The creator of this poster is ANOTHER guy who won't be eating any v*****, anytime soon...


WAIT A MINUTE... - An Asian AND a Woman? You might as well light the car on... Oh... never-mind....




STEREOTYPING - Sometimes they do it to themselves...




student drivers -


TAGS: drivers car crash dead
Rating: 1.87/5

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Astaroth - May 27, 2009, 10:04 pm
Am I the only one that looked past the fat chicks in the ph**o to notice the spelling mistake?
megan - January 18, 2009, 1:52 am
fake or not fake you are all rude and obnoxious a**holes that should grow the f*** up
Chadd Hawkins - December 6, 2008, 1:57 pm
Except for the one ontop of the car and the fact this is obviously fake I'd still say that the driver did us a favor by killing a few fat chicks
God - August 21, 2008, 2:18 pm
Who cares? They're all fat chicks.
jay - August 11, 2008, 4:38 pm
how bout fake


ALCOHOL DRIVER TEST - Even if he passes the sobriety test I stll think he is screwed.


TAGS: alcohol driver test dunk kid
Rating: 3.79/5

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spacedog - December 2, 2009, 8:35 pm
But it was root beer officer.


WHAT A CHOP -


TAGS: taxi drivers drive taxis
Rating: 4.79/5

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Reality Lord - March 28, 2011, 2:01 pm

nicely done dude!!


D.B COOPER - Hide and go seek champion November, 24 1971 to present.




WOMEN DRIVERS -


TAGS: gawd i hate jokes about women drivers
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - June 24, 2009, 10:52 pm
Thanks for that Harr. Ah, well, it was fun while it lasted. If I dye this albatross white, I'll look just like a blonde manly Bjorn ... in an deranged swan dress. *snickers*
Haarakkon - June 24, 2009, 10:46 pm
Worked for a guy that had a tractor we had to start that way, and a '52 Ford Pickup. P/U had no compression, but the tractor would take your leg off with that crank. Wasn't real good about disengaging on ignition.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 8:20 pm
Brilliant.
BoneCD - June 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
I don't cause I'm liven' with one! 5 poodles


FEMALE VALETS -




BITTERLY-DIVORCED MEN - Their insight and acumen is sorely missed in the contemporary advertising world.


TAGS: vw volksagen beetle women drivers bad fail owned
Rating: 4.6/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:28 pm
heh. "Blow it in her face and she'll follow you forever" or, you know, until you can't run anymore and she gives you a high-heel to the scrotum.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2014, 12:29 am
I actually can't watch Madmen. My wife began to watch it.... I almost made it to half of season 1.
spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:43 pm
Nice.5L
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:42 am
Wonderful. 5


AAA - "Is this AAA Roadside assistance? My name is Susan..." "Say no more, what is your location, Ma'am."


TAGS: women bad drivers
Rating: 3.48/5

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urwis - December 4, 2012, 2:13 pm
Holland drivers...not so rare situation there ;)
Krissie - March 26, 2010, 7:32 pm
5L....AWESOME!
CANADA - October 22, 2009, 9:10 pm
love it!
RONSART - October 22, 2009, 4:54 pm
LOL!!!!!!...my 5L
Lex - October 22, 2009, 4:50 pm
My guess is she was on the d*** phone during this episode of "how to high center a vehicle". 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2009, 4:26 pm
I like it! 5 lions.


ABOVE -


TAGS: driving drivers handbook joke not seriously
Rating: 4.4/5

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NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:33 am
I heard it's a prerequisite reading for becoming a Boston cab-driver, along with watching the chase scene in "The French Connection".
Bolverk3778 - March 6, 2014, 4:22 am
Must be part of the UK Police College curriculum. For most of the new officers seem to have forgotten what turn indicators are for!!


BARBIE - She could never keep up with Paris, Lindsay & Britney !


TAGS: barbie the porcelain bus driver paris lindsay britney
Rating: 3.44/5

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MustyK - December 31, 2009, 11:10 pm
Thanks Mr Sickartist. Did you notice that Uncle Culos had left his hat behind ??
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:22 am
LOL Nice job MustyK 5L


WOMEN DRIVER - Yaaaa.... Need i say more? Poor Mustang


TAGS: women driver
Rating: 1.89/5

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Scorpio7 - January 9, 2009, 1:43 pm
With legs like hers, she'll not only be rescued quickly, she'll get a NEW Mustang.
Waffles - November 21, 2008, 3:36 am
I like that the poster says "Need I say more?" just before it says more.
trenbo - October 19, 2008, 12:41 am
V6, Convertable, Mustang: Doesn't get much more girly than that.....Maybe if it was pink.
Joe Browser - March 24, 2008, 10:36 am
It's funnier when the reader doesn't have to correct your grammar. It should read WOMEN DRIVERS.
Homeless Joe - March 18, 2008, 8:31 pm
Please, learn the difference between 'were' and 'where' before trying to rag on Mustangs.
ninja - February 29, 2008, 3:04 am
thats were all mustangs should be driven. that or off a cliff. Slow pieces of crap.


IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - THEN I WANT THIS MOUNTED IN MY TRUCK AND THE ADDRESS OF ALL THE PEOPLE I HATE FOR A LITTLE "DRIVE BY" ACTION


TAGS: a good loader a good driver and lots of time as well as the address of every single person i hate and i hate an awfu lot of people
Rating: 3.71/5

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R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 3:19 pm
Got my eye on a used Army 5 ton...I think it could handle it.
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:48 pm
Thanks RS. I was gonna say....sheesh.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:28 am
Duh....Get a bigger truck!
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:21 am
If this will be on your truck your suspensions would break


EYEPATCHES - Cause there ain't *nothing* sexier than a chick who lost her right eye.


TAGS: eye patch elle driver callisto rihanna angelina
Rating: 3.5/5

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AdmiralAckbar - January 5, 2011, 1:42 am
gives a new meaning to skull F...


ICP FANS - Why applications for summer camp driver should ALWAYS Include "Favorite Band"


TAGS: icp kids bus driver
Rating: 2.29/5
Dustin Marthington - December 20, 2008, 3:40 pm
great picture caption.
Porcelina - September 29, 2008, 7:30 pm
I'm going to pray that 'Jimi' isn't a juggalo.
Jimi - August 11, 2008, 12:42 am
OMG Thanks Frank! Hi Frank its Jimi!


AMERICAN TRUCK DRIVERS - They don't know, or care how many feet are in a meter.


TAGS: fail owned truck driver crash low bridge
Rating: 1.76/5

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440wakeup - March 21, 2011, 9:34 am
The blazer i cant explain why someoene would ship that too germany, but thats the only thing thats american.
Hakiu - May 20, 2009, 2:25 pm
Tunnel Bait, which are just as bad as tunnels.
Little Johnny - May 19, 2009, 8:22 pm
Fail... this picture is from Germany and it is not an American at the wheel.


THE MODERN WOMAN - Multitasking seemed to be the only way Norma could balance career and family. When the end came, she never knew what hit her.


TAGS: bad drivers crankyhead
Rating: 4.21/5

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jameswnash - August 14, 2010, 11:46 pm
Reminds me of the mayhem commercials for AllState


YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS - "Welcome aboard. My name's Brittany and I'll be your Captain..."




TOOLS - The female way


TAGS: women female screwdriver hammer tool
Rating: 2.86/5

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BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 8:07 pm
Haha, at least I can laugh at this.


PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT -


TAGS: drivers ed rap
Rating: 4.78/5

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Bandit5906 - March 26, 2016, 3:51 am
Gotta love the sound of the starter motor on a running engine!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2012, 6:33 pm
I've been teaching my fiancée to drive, I feel your pain. 5L.


WOMEN DRIVERS - just because that is the space you parked doesn't make it a parking space


TAGS: women drivers
Rating: 3.15/5

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5150monkeylove - April 11, 2011, 10:28 pm
Are you sure? I have seen videos of them diving, and I think they have it right.
deathgod753 - April 11, 2011, 1:24 pm
lol women cant dive


D.U.P. -


TAGS: pms women driver ouch
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - January 20, 2014, 11:19 pm
Bingo! 5L
JesusWept - January 20, 2014, 3:22 pm
Thanks :)
JesusWept - January 20, 2014, 3:19 pm
Haha! Thanks!
MissPriss - January 20, 2014, 3:11 pm
Talking from experience...like any other law, D.U.P is only illegal if you get caught. The fine is an incredibly steep 5Ls!
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:08 pm

Hmmm...Had I known someone whould have a camera, I would have been more circumspect (that means I wouldn't have let him escape the car).
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 5:12 pm
Now THIS is Motifake.
Reality Lord - January 19, 2014, 4:35 pm

LOL...real nice


Dog Drivers -




STEREOTYPES - they start early


TAGS: barbie woman drivers
Rating: 3.17/5

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GreatWhiteHype - January 29, 2010, 6:35 am
actually i have. I popped one's cherry, and nothing... wait a minute, that b**** lied to me!
culos - January 28, 2010, 4:49 am
Just askin' but have you actually tried that, I mean checked whether they bleed? I'm sure PMS Barbie does, don't know about the others...
GreatWhiteHype - January 27, 2010, 5:52 pm
well yeah, barbies dont have blood sooooo
R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 1:58 pm
That is so fake!


NASCAR DRIVER AIDS - Not all technology has to be expensive.


TAGS: nascar driver aids
Rating: 2.85/5

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Derek - February 7, 2010, 7:54 pm
@Cloud - You're all torque
Cloudchaser - February 7, 2010, 9:58 am
Put a Nascar Nextel Cup stocker in a tug of war with a Formula 1 or Indy Car and see what happens


FREE CAR WASH - The cheap way to DIY




ACCIDENTS LIKE THESE - are why my wife doesn't drive




DEPRESSED - Because you know you'll never be as awsome as this


TAGS: piledriver shark awsome
Rating: 2.53/5

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Chron139 - August 10, 2009, 9:43 am
Its all part of the plan to catch spelling nazis like yourselfs.
Seb - December 20, 2008, 5:35 pm
Why do you not CHECK your spelling?
Dustin Marthington - October 4, 2008, 1:01 pm
prime example of the decline of motifake. picture, and comment.
MeanGene - October 1, 2008, 7:39 am
"Awesome" soon to be the most misspelled word on the internetz.


HOOD ORNAMENT -


TAGS: cyclist anger management driver
Rating: 4.68/5

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tellitlikeitis - September 21, 2010, 7:25 pm
Most excellent. Stay of the road!
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 2:09 pm
No i didn't and i will never give you credit for the pic. NEVAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 1:35 pm

did you ever submit that one from hammys place you did last night? do it if noit...i want pic credit though...olo
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 1:19 pm
amsome! 5L RL


BUZZ DROIDS? - No R2, I said " we got buzzed drivers."


TAGS: star wars drivers
Rating: 3.92/5

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R.S.Jake - April 21, 2010, 10:15 am
Great pic! Could have done so much better with the text, still 4L for the pic.


FEMALE DRIVERS -




DEPTH PERCEPTION - And you don't have four wheel drive. But you do have a messed up Mazda




PREPARE - My name is Chuck Norris, you forgot to check your rear zone. Prepare to die.


TAGS: chuck norris drivers ed
Rating: 1.14/5

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CoolioIndeed - June 15, 2010, 9:30 pm
Ph**oshop Fail.


ATTENTION MEN -


TAGS: directions men drivers humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 11:35 pm

GAry, I once passed the entrance to the George Washington Bridge in DC at least TEN times before my DH finally decided to listen to his daughter (who was about 8 at the time, and me), screaming TURN HERE!
lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 11:34 pm

Most of the men I know would gleefully pass gas in a 5-star reataurant and blame the maitre'd, so I don't buy the 'don't want to bother anyone' posit, either.
lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 11:34 pm

Most of the men I know would gleefully pass gas in a 5-star reataurant and blame the maitre'd, so I don't buy the 'don't want to bother anyone' posit, either.
lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 11:30 am

Bah! Emilio, I'd be more likely to agree with you if I hadn't spent hours of my life I can never get back, at the mercy of a guy who turns directly opposite of the way we need to go, when I have a map in my lap or a GPS running on my phone...nah. Sorry.
GaryO - October 3, 2013, 9:17 am
Well, ya got me Vernon. However, it takes skill to distract passengers when passing the same landmark for the third time in an hour. ‘LOOK! COWS!’ 5 lost male lions
EmilioDumphque - October 3, 2013, 1:59 am
I think men must have a better sense of where the cardinal directions are than women. Also, we don't want to bother anyone until we've made an honest effort.


Sonic Screwdriver -


TAGS: sonic screwdriver
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - May 21, 2013, 8:30 pm

The Tenth Doctors Sonic Screwdriver, as a pen. I have one of those.


Oblivious/Inconsiderate Drivers -




Red Asphalt -


TAGS: red asphalt drivers education generations
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 22, 2014, 6:18 pm
Heh, I have been guilty of the same…with a dam cell phone in my good ear…once. And, yeah, I did, for a moment, wonder what all the ruckus was about. Guilty, yer honoress.
lgvernon - March 22, 2014, 5:20 pm

And looking in his side mirror, he surely shouted, "Where the hell did that geezer in the Wrangler come from?!!"
lgvernon - March 22, 2014, 5:20 pm

And looking in his side mirror, he surely shouted, "Where the hell did that geezer in the Wrangler come from?!!"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 22, 2014, 1:25 pm
And not an officer around when you need one. But if you taillight is out they could stop you two to three times - in the same freakin' day.
GaryO - March 21, 2014, 8:29 am
Yup. A hairless tiny headed big eared octogenarian almost wiped me out with his gigantamous motor home on 205 last night. Just came over into my lane, sending me and my Wrangler into an off road excursion.


Improvements -


TAGS: quote tommy cooper dumb blonde woman driver
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - July 7, 2013, 12:24 pm
Yeah some people should keep their compliments to themselves! But then again, they do have a donut fund quota to fill ya know...bahaha. Thanks for sharing Jesus!
JesusWept - July 7, 2013, 8:31 am
Recently a cop "complimented" me for my driving. Took a big wet bite out of my wallet. Speeding (wasn't) fine LOL


SHE WAS DOING 90 -


TAGS: innocence calendar women drivers
Rating: 4.89/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2012, 1:39 am
5ad, true, and painfully funny.
spacedog - June 3, 2012, 10:59 am
Ouch. 5L
GaryO - June 3, 2012, 9:54 am
yeah


INNOVATION - Having a suspended drivers license gave Geneva the inspiration she needed to make her own catering service signs.




observe -




Women Drivers -


TAGS: accident wheels woman driver
Rating: 3.5/5

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Bolverk3778 - May 28, 2014, 3:56 pm
What the insurance company will want to know, 'Whats the name of the idiot tyre-fitter that didn't torque up the wheel nuts correctly'


A WALKING CONTRADICTION -


TAGS: reruns job calendar taxi driver
Rating: 3.2/5

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suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:58 am
yo' t5lkin' to me ?


SMILE - You're being shot!!!


TAGS: taxi driver
Rating: 2.86/5

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maoworks2 - March 13, 2013, 10:22 am
Just Watch That And It's Still Good 5L


GLADYS - She Was Distracted By A Mixer In Housewares And Took A Wrong Turn When She Got To Lingere




YET ANOTHER - Just imagine what's going on at that gas station right now...


TAGS: women driver
Rating: 2.04/5

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Stephanie - February 8, 2009, 10:56 pm
Hey! That has happened to men before too, I've seen it!
Hakiu - November 19, 2008, 11:27 pm
the gas station owner would be pissed but because so many women drivers out there forced the gas stations to have break away hoses


WOMEN DRIVERS - This is why they should stick to the kitchen.


TAGS: women drivers this is why they should stick to the kitchen
Rating: 1.95/5
rerun - April 25, 2009, 8:17 pm

Nah, she came to the proverbial "fork in the road", looks like she was lunch.
GUEST - April 25, 2009, 6:01 pm
SALLY THOUGHT THE DAY WAS GOING GREAT, UNTIL ONE LIL FORK REMINDED HER SHE FORGOT TO PUT HIM IN THE DISHWASHER LAST NIGHT
Rhodopis - April 1, 2009, 8:25 pm
I feel sad for your poor virgin p****es... :(
CyberFreq - January 3, 2009, 5:28 am
why do they even get licenses; there is no road from the kitchen to my bed


THE "LET'S GO ALREADY" EFFECT - When you forget how badly your friend drives until you are speeding and weaving down the road. On the wrong side.




THE FIRST AND LAST - WOMAN TRUCKER


TAGS: woman drivers
Rating: 1.73/5

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Wolfie - April 9, 2009, 11:57 pm
"I have some good news and some bad news. Bad news: most of the cargo is damaged and the trailer is ruined... Good news: it looked f'in awesome"
Oddman - April 9, 2009, 11:06 pm
Happened like this... trailer started to slide around, got to swaying at the top, bouncing back and forth, and then fell over - while still attached at the 5th wheel. And for the record - I once saw a male trucker lose the tandem wheels on the trailer...
m16 - February 13, 2009, 1:11 am
How did that happen?!
Epic Wins - December 18, 2008, 11:05 pm
how in the hell...
derek - June 13, 2008, 6:34 pm
lol


YOU TALKIN' TO ME? YOU TALKIN' TO ME? - You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the freak do you think you're talking to?


TAGS: invisible man taxi driver
Rating: 1.56/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 9:45 pm
???
CloazeKitty - June 18, 2010, 9:08 pm
Wow


Uncertainty -




Good Deeds -


TAGS: deeds elderly seat bus crash driver
Rating: 5/5

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ipaprime - May 23, 2017, 5:43 am
He should have known better, than to let you drive.
MissPriss - May 22, 2017, 10:40 pm
thnx 'cern
MissPriss - May 22, 2017, 10:37 pm
d*** rights!
Cannabal - May 22, 2017, 11:44 am
I guess Canadians can e funny after all. :-B
concern3 - May 22, 2017, 5:51 am
nice, fake right go left, UP yours


Impressed -


TAGS: impressed crash car woman driver
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 13, 2015, 12:56 am
Thanks!
mizzdizz - January 12, 2015, 4:28 pm
Took her the whooole parking lot to do that! And its not even a land yacht! What'd she do, aim for it? She must hate that car but somebody gave it to her so she's being nice? LOL! 5L


You know you're driving too slow -


TAGS: slow driver problems
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 5, 2015, 12:10 pm
Glad you're enjoying today's efforts! Thanks Cern!
concern3 - December 5, 2015, 11:15 am
you're on a roll miss b***er


Paving the way -


TAGS: legislation drivers road hogs road rage pundits
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 30, 2015, 9:40 pm
werkin' on it


male drivers -


TAGS: male drivers
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 11, 2015, 12:07 pm
Its fun to watch! I luv watching guys show off-----wait--- I luv watching guys---chuckle,chuckle
GaryO - December 11, 2015, 11:53 am
the male...must...get...thru


'Tis the season -




Yes, officer -




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